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HerHillaryness at the Bat

“Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;

The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,

And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;

But there is no joy…”*

Down there at the Bill and Hill Gold & Silver Pawn Shop and Loan in Little Rock — Mighty HerHillaryness, has struck out.

And, they are not too happy next door at the Drive Thru Massage Pallor and Rent a Cheerleader Squad either.  And obviously, our endorsement here didn’t mean squat.  But the good news is, she’s still leading in the polls.

But since she has led in the polls since 2008 and not won an election yet, we have to regretfully assume that the polls just don’t mean squat either.  We’re not ready to say they just make these things up but it sure seems like, they just make these things up.

Rumor has it that FBI Director James Comey is up early this morning and taking another look at HerHillaryness’s emails.  And, he’s also looking into the money taken in down there at the Bill and Hill Gold & Silver Pawn Shop and Loan in Little Rock.  There are also rumors that Rudy Giuliani our next Attorney General and a certified member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy if there ever was one, is putting his transition team together and they are looking into soon to be ex-FBI Director, James Comey.

But it’s obvious that she’s been done in by that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy at last.  And, we have to cut this column short, as people are crying here.  Well some of us are.  Others are laughing, laughing and dancing.  Haters, haters and members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, are everywhere, even here.  Remember it is The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Vast.

*Ernest Thayer

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4 comments to HerHillaryness at the Bat

  • Don, you neglected to mention that The Donald’s victory brings scandal-tainted New Jersey Governor and Trump-backer CHRIS CHRISTIE back into the picture for a Trump cabinet position — probably as Secretary of Transportation because of his long experience along those lines. But I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

  • Don Frankel

    Would Chris I’ll back up your Bridge Christie be the man for Secretary of Transportation? Of course yes!

    BTW in a case of great minds think alike New York radio Talk Show host Mark Simone suggested the same thing this morning. Obviously it’s a great idea.

    And, we heard that Lucy Lou returned to Rabbit Hatch after her long campaign and announced. “The B*tch is back!”

  • Muse and Don,

    Of course, Christie could be “a bridge too far”?

    And since everyone’s talking about “healing the nation,” will Trump be assembling a “medicine cabinet”?

    Lucy Lou back to Rabbit Hatch–well, I’ll be “dog-goned”!

    And speaking of dogs, wonder if we’ll see another dog in the White House–a “Trump-pet”?

    Serenity, 🙂


  • Don Frankel

    Mark, good points all around. Maybe Chris I’ll back your Bridge up Christie should be the Press Secretary? That would be funny.

    I think The Donald Himself won because of Melania. I think a whole lot of people realized that any guy who could marry her was a WINNNAAH!

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