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President The Donald Himself Quiz

Every once in a while we want to see if people are paying attention out there.

Question 1, President The Donald Himself’s tax return revealed.

A) That he paid no taxes.

B) He got 2 million dollars from a Russian in a uranium deal that was disguised as purchases from Ivanka’s fashion line.

C) He’s not a rich as he claims and only made $150,000 dollars that year.

D) He made 150 million dollars and paid 38 million dollars in taxes.

E) All of the above.

 

Question 2, President The Donald Himself’s tax return was obtained.

A) By a reporter who got it in the mail.

B) Was leaked to Rachel Maddow by President The Donald Himself.

C) Is a forgery and another example of Fake News.

D) By the Benghazi Committee who finally found something.

E) None of the above.

 

Question 3, Preet Bharara former Attorney General for the Southern District of the United States was fired by President The Donald Himself because.

A) He refused to resign.

B) The Russians ordered it.

C) He attended an Oscar party hosted by Vanity Fair and paid for by the Russians.

D) He couldn’t indict Mayor Wilhelm Wilhelm.

E) To make way for Omarosa

F) All of the above.

 

Question 4, If President The Donald Himself’s new AHCA bill aka Ryan Care is passed, the following will happen.

A) 20 million Americans will lose their healthcare.

B) 24 million Americans will die.

C) Paul Ryan will officially become a democrat.

D) No one knows.  It has to be passed by the House and Senate and signed into law before anyone knows what’s in it.

E) All of the above.

 

Question 5, In his speech this week President the Donald Himself promised.

A) A chicken in every pot and two cars in every garage.

B) Four freedoms.

C) To whack Big Bird and Hang certain Federal Judges.

D) To repeal and replace Arnold Schwarzeneggar and make The Apprentice great again.

E) All of the above.

Answers:

Question 1 is D.  Yes we were stupefied by this as we thought “only the little people paid taxes”.  If you got this right give yourself 20 points.

Question 2 is E.  Yes the reporter said he just got it in the mail but this is New York and while that might play in, do you know the way to San Jose, it won’t play here.  Again if you got E give yourself 20 points.

Question 3 is F All of the above.  That’s what we hear.  But we are sorry to see Preet Bharara go.  If you had F give yourself 20 points.  But if you picked A, B, C, D or E give yourself 5 points as all were true.

Question 4 is D.  That’s the way healthcare bills are passed in America.  You pass them and then figure out what’s in them.  Nobody reads them.  It’s not allowed.  If you got D it’s 20 points again but if you said A, B, C or E give yourself 5 points as one news source or another is claiming all of them will happen.

Question 5 D and yeah that one was too easy.

If you got 100 go to nyuge.com the link is at the bottom of this article, use the contact page to send me an email and your certificate will be on the way.

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If you got 60 to 75 you need to go to nyuge.com twice a day to keep abreast of what is going on in the world.

If you got anything less than 60, stop watching CNN.

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2 comments to President The Donald Himself Quiz

  • mistermuse

    I missed #4 because, other than Paul Ryan becoming a Democrat (that’ll be the day!), I think I’ve heard all of the others. But I’m surprised you didn’t include The Donald’s Obama wiretapping claim in the quiz with the following choices:

    A. Trump really believes it because he heard it from a talking Fox.

    B. It’s just another Trumped-up diversionary tactic.

    C. Trump didn’t have anything else to tweet about on that particular early morning.

    D. Trump is pissed at Obama for being born in America despite birther claims to the contrary.

    E. All of the above.

  • Don Frankel

    Ahh Muse you shoulda got that one. It doesn’t have to be real, just something in the news. But those were the days my friend back when people discussed things like nuclear proliferation and wars. Like if we sent a few thousand Marines to Syria it would be in the news. Unlike now when you have to scour a few dozen websites to find that piece of information ten stories down.

    And to put the Birther story to bed hopefully, it doesn’t matter where you were born. If your Mommie listed on your birth certificate was not a Commie but an American, you’re an American. Besides once you’re elected it wouldn’t matter either since the only way to remove you would be “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Not remembering where you were born is neither. Well too bad. Guess I’m right here as he got to be President. But now we have the Russians. I’m not to sure why it is so hard to say. “We lost.”

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