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Former President Bill Clinton who we refer to affectionately here, as HisBubbaness was asked about his past behavior, in light of the #Metoo Movement and he said.

“I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work.”

And we thought that was kind of interesting even if the rest of the Mass Hysteria didn’t.  Because we always thought that doing things to people against their will violated the penal code.  But what do we know?  We’ve been wrong before.  We could be again.

And of course we could not miss the huge moment or, should we say UUUGGGEEE moment, since we are NYUGE, when President the Donald Himself shook hands with one of our buddies Kim Jung-un, as they signed the historic peace agreement.  While most of the Mass Hysteria has sat open mouthed at the off again on again, I will bomb you, no we will bomb you, negotiations that have gone back and forth for the last year, we knew what the fly in the ointment was.  It was Chuck-E-Cheese.  As readers of this column know, Kim Jung-un and President the Donald Himself had agreed on a Mc Donald’s, a Taco Bell, a KFC and even an Appleby’s, for Kim Jung-un.  But King Jung-un was holding out for a Chuck-E-Cheese as well.  And tough negotiator that he is, Kim Jung-un got it.  The rest is history.

Of course leave it to us, to have to explain what happened with J. Edgar Comey.  The Inspector Generals’ report referred in an obtuse way about the “insubordination” involving J. Edgar Comey.  Specifically in his handling of the HerHillaryness emails found on Huma Aberdin’s computer.  Forget all the double talk.  What was going on was, J. Edgar Comey thought HerHillaryness was going to win the election.  That’s why he paid no mind to the emails on Huma’s computer.  It’s called kissing the boss’s ass.  Or in this case the boss to be HerHillaryness’s, ass.  What must have happened a few days before the election was somebody showed J. Edgar Comey polls that showed The Donald Himself was going to win the election.  So J. Edgar Comey promptly opened up the investigation into HerHillaryness’s emails once again.  J. Edgar Comey was trying to kiss the ass of one Donald John Trump.  Is that a crime?

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2 comments to Explanations

  • Comey doesn’t strike me as an ass kisser, Don, but then you may have a keener insight into such things than I.

    But I agree that His Bubbaness appears to getting more and more dotty in his dotage. He even seems to think that people still care what he thinks….so maybe it’s just as well that they don’t.

  • Actually HisBubbaness seems a little more cognizant than he did the last time I saw him where he looked like he was on his last legs. Maybe they got him some better heart medication that improved his circulation. But yeah it is sad that no one pays much mind to what he says nowadays.

    As for J. Edgar Comey, I’m not there but I worked in government for 25 years and I saw a whole lot of ass kissing. The Bosses are perceived by the minions like me as being intelligent and duty driven. Then I was in meetings with them and I’m sitting there thinking is this person that stupid? And the answer was yes. What I learned is the people at the top in government are very manipulative and controlling. Either that or they’re just somebody’s friend or out of work relative. The idea that they are some dedicated paragon of virtue is just some good P.R.

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