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“Commercials”

Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, now a Part of Life’s Cuisine.

How long Have they been Around? Surely long as Sight and Sound. ‘Bout time for a Whistle Blower, started With an Apple Grower.

Had an Orchard just called Eden, not sure Where – perhaps […]

“Bad Brain Bats!!!!”

Many thoughts Fly through your Head, from Time you’re Born until you’re Dead. Disease’s I would Like to Stall, the Ones when there’s No Thoughts at All.

It’s scary Stuff to Not know You, or Have Control of What you Do. As I’m inching Up in Years, this Is one of My Biggest Fears.

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Why Not?

Went to Sam’s Club yesterday, when Checking out to Our Dismay, no more Helpful/Smiling Faces, Self-Check Kiosks in their Places.

As Sam’s and Others move High Tech, “Why Not” a Dud that Seems a Wreck. My solution – do I Dare – to Fix a System called Healthcare.

Acting as “The Idea Proctor,” eliminate […]

Social Security

Social Security is a Misnomer, like When a Bunt turns into a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash of Yours in the End, that Goes in a Pool for Others to Spend.

If want Security in Social Places, Must have the Creds to turn People’s Faces.

Become BFF with Handsome George Clooney, Steve Martin, of […]

Four-letter Words

Four-letter Words are nothing new, unfairly Branded by a Few, the Only Ones seen Acting Bad, all others Suffer – that’s so Sad.

Back, Jack, Beer, Best, Cold, Coke, Cash, Test, Drum, Drop, Fair, Rest, Fine, Fork, Goat, Pest.

Hang, Home, Kiss, Heat, Luck, Loud, Mass, Beet, Moon, Moss, Nose, Feet, Ooze, Park, Pour, Neat.

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“Burma Shave” Signs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, now they’re Gone and It’s just Sad.

Well before the Internet, was their Talent – Yes you Bet. Rhyming with a Sense of Humor, for Everyone – Not […]

God’s Prostate

Way back When the World Began, God worked Hard to create “Man.” As ideas from Him were Sprung, must Have Been extremely Young.

Spry and Strong – feeling his Oats, sure would Like to see his Notes. Prostate – Smostate, After Thought, Haste makes Waste and now he’s Caught.

Time has Passed – Billions of […]

An Extremely Memorable 50th Wedding Anniversary Day

Last weekend we celebrated our 50th Wedding Anniversary. We did not want a big bash – just something between the two of us. We had a nice lunch and then my wife wanted a “Senior Coffee” at McDonalds. I drove up to the drive-thru order screen and ordered. Not thinking – and in another world […]

Missing the Smells

My wife wanted to get a peppermint plant for our deck – she liked the smell of it and said that it would help to keep the mosquitoes away. She decided that we would go to the “River Market” in Kansas City, Missouri – the city in which we have lived since 1979. The Market […]

Their Music “will live” ON!!!!

Hendrix, Lennon, Mercury, Presley, Berry, and Marley. Holly, Joplin, Kurt Cobain, owned the Gift to Entertain.

Zappa, Valens, Morrison, Watters, Prince, and Harrison. Many more Are sadly Gone, but their Music “will live” ON!!!!

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