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We are not born for ourselves alone.
Latin Proverb

Shoot ‘Em

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em.

Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em.

Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em.

If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]

“Girls Can Do Everything Boys Can Do” by Reagan Hellevang (My 8 year old granddaughter)

“Girls Can Do Everything Boys Can Do” by Reagan Hellevang

Have you ever been angry when a boy says ha you can’t play football because girls aren’t good at it or when someone says boys can do baseball, soccer, basketball, and football while girls can only do volleyball, softball, and tennis?

How about when someone […]

“Super Duper Geezerettes”

Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks.

Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More.

Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one […]

“Super Geezers”

Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say

Have no Time for Politics, Pick your Noses just for Kicks. Speak your Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere.

Cranky if You want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. […]

Where does Santa take a Whiz?

Where does Santa take a Whiz? this is My first Christmas Quiz. Place your Answers straight Below, be Descriptive if you Know.

To stay Awake he Must drink Coffee, maybe Chew on NoDoz Toffee? How ‘bout 5 Hour Energy? at some Time he Has to Pee.

His schedule Seems to Be quite Tight, tough To […]

“Commercials”

Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, now a Part of Life’s Cuisine.

How long Have they been Around? Surely long as Sight and Sound. ‘Bout time for a Whistle Blower, started With an Apple Grower.

Had an Orchard just called Eden, not sure Where – perhaps […]

“Bad Brain Bats!!!!”

Many thoughts Fly through your Head, from Time you’re Born until you’re Dead. Disease’s I would Like to Stall, the Ones when there’s No Thoughts at All.

It’s scary Stuff to Not know You, or Have Control of What you Do. As I’m inching Up in Years, this Is one of My Biggest Fears.

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Why Not?

Went to Sam’s Club yesterday, when Checking out to Our Dismay, no more Helpful/Smiling Faces, Self-Check Kiosks in their Places.

As Sam’s and Others move High Tech, “Why Not” a Dud that Seems a Wreck. My solution – do I Dare – to Fix a System called Healthcare.

Acting as “The Idea Proctor,” eliminate […]

Social Security

Social Security is a Misnomer, like When a Bunt turns into a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash of Yours in the End, that Goes in a Pool for Others to Spend.

If want Security in Social Places, Must have the Creds to turn People’s Faces.

Become BFF with Handsome George Clooney, Steve Martin, of […]

Four-letter Words

Four-letter Words are nothing new, unfairly Branded by a Few, the Only Ones seen Acting Bad, all others Suffer – that’s so Sad.

Back, Jack, Beer, Best, Cold, Coke, Cash, Test, Drum, Drop, Fair, Rest, Fine, Fork, Goat, Pest.

Hang, Home, Kiss, Heat, Luck, Loud, Mass, Beet, Moon, Moss, Nose, Feet, Ooze, Park, Pour, Neat.

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