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Some People Get It, Some Don’t

As the #metoo movement exploded across America New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman joined in as if he too was part of the movement. But now four of his ex-paramours have come forward to exclaim that he liked to beat and choke them. And, we realize all he was saying was, just like Big […]

Ideas, Great and Good

Pope Francis tweeted.

“Do we really want peace? Then let’s ban all weapons so we don’t have to live in fear of war.” Pope Francis @Pontifex.

Now why didn’t anyone else think of that? We guess that’s why he’s the Pope. Now we think this is a great idea but we also think Pope Francis […]

Nixon’s the One

Not a whole lot of people know that Cynthia Nixon of the TV show ‘Sex in the City’ is running for Governor of New York in the democrat primary. Of course regular readers of this column know as they are up on everything but the rest of the world is sort of in the dark […]

What’s the Matter

People unfamiliar with the Mafia would not understand their use of the term “thing”. Since members of the Mafia are constantly wire tapped and ratted on, they have learned not to be too specific when talking about their everyday activities like loan sharking, extortion, selling drugs and whacking people. Talking, about these things, can be […]

What the ….?

Did you ever get the feeling that you were missing something? Like everyone is talking about a movie you didn’t see. Or a TV series everyone watches on Netflix and you don’t have Netflix. Everybody is all excited about this thing but you’re sitting there going what the ….?

We’re all having one of those […]

Legends in Our Time

Out of great tragedy step great leaders; think Abraham Lincoln out of the ashes of the American Civil War, Dr. Marin Luther King Jr. against long standing racial injustice, hell think Jesus here too, transforming the massive perfidy of the human race. And, now out of the ashes of the bloody shootings at Stoneman-Douglas High […]

Problems, Mathematical and Otherwise

Young David Hogg 18 year old student at Stoneman-Douglas High School, Parkland Florida and the current poster boy for Gun Control is upset and not just because of guns or the NRA. No, Young David Hogg has applied to four California Colleges and they all turned him down. Hogg, who says he is going to […]

Hits And Misses

They say the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. Now when it comes to bombs, it seems the bad guy with the bombs in Austin was stopped by a bomb. And even though it was his, own bomb, the equation still holds up. It […]

The First Draft of

We were shocked and frightened to learn that HerHillaryness broke her wrist while in India. And let us immediately put to rest the inevitable rumors that she took money from people in India and since she lost the election, she couldn’t pay it back and then well… you know what usually happens. But that’s nonsense, […]

The White House Tapes Continued

From deep, deep within the confines of the White House we got another tape.

President the Donald Himself “Baron, it’s your friend again and I’m on the other phone listening so don’t worry. He sounds a little worried today.”

Baron “Man this is so cool.” Then Baron can be heard picking up the phone and […]