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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
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“The Dossier” and “The Memo”

By now no doubt you have heard of the “The Dossier”. “The Dossier” is about President the Donald Himself and anything about President the Donald Himself will get the entire Mass Hysteria’s panties in a bunch. But what is in “The Dossier”? It doesn’t matter anymore. You just say “The Dossier”. You say it to […]

It’s Cryin’ Time, Again

Chuck Schumer reeling from the defeat of his government shut down told his constituents that the reason he was going to vote to fund President the Donald Himself’s wall on our Southern border was, it couldn’t be built. Obviously he didn’t see the recent movie ‘The Great Wall’ with Matt Damon because while the movie […]

The Last of the Dead Sea Scrolls, Deciphered

It took a year but Dr. Eshbal Ratson and Prof. Jonathan Ben-Dov of the Department of Bible Studies were at last, able to decipher the last 60 pieces of The Dead Sea Scrolls. The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C. and 100 A.D. and they contain ancient wisdom, including the oldest known copy […]

Real News

One of the biggest if not the biggest story of 2017 was the #metoo story where very famous people like Harvey, Big Harvey Weinstein and who disguised as a mild mannered reporter Matt Lauer, were outed as serial sexual abusers. And as 2018 unfolds the story continues, as just this last Monday Aziz Ansari was […]

Sh*tholes

In May of 1919 my Grandfather Henrich Frankel sat his family down and told them they were leaving their home, all they had ever known and they were going to America. They weren’t poor and weren’t going in search of a better economic life. But he gave a litany of other reasons. Their country had […]

Of Bombs and Inches

Since we go everywhere, this comes from deep inside the White House, from the Oval Office actually, where we got a hold of a secret recording and made this transcript for you.

Unidentified White House Aide “Mr. President it’s Kim Jung-un again.”

President the Donald Himself “Christ what’s the matter with that guy? Do I […]

The Spirit of 2018

While most people want to look back and reflect on the year that is coming to a close, we like to look ahead or forward.

Spotted at Madison Square Garden, was one Eliot Spitzer, former Governor of New York and former Attorney General of New York with his latest girlfriend. Eliot Spitzer in case you […]

The End

For some it was the end in 2017. They didn’t pass away. They are still above room temperature and with us but it was the end. So, may they rest in peace.

Here lies Roy Moore

4 girls whose ages didn’t reach 44

No Senator Roy from Alabama,

No Moore.

R.I.P. 2017 And Harvey, Big […]

Fake News, Now and Then

We got to thinking that maybe Fake News is nothing new, so we took a look back.

Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders actually charged up Kettle’s Hill but since the War took place in Cuba and Kettle’s Hill sounds like some place in New Jersey, charging up San Juan Hill sounded a lot better. […]

Fake News

In an editorial on the CNN website two CNN reporters have asked that the term “Fake News” be scrapped and we are all for it. While we normally are not in favor of censorship of any kind, we strive even harder, to never offend anyone at any time. And obviously if two members of the […]