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OLDSTERS ARE COOL!

BRYCE ON LIFE

– The wit and wisdom of our seniors.

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It’s cool to be an oldster. You really do not appreciate it until you reach your sixties when your offspring are grown up […]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER WHEN…

BRYCE ON LIFE

– The subtle and not so subtle signs of aging.

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As we grow older, we begin to observe signs of aging. Such signs are usually small and subtle, so we only […]

“Super Duper Geezerettes”

Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks.

Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More.

Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one […]

“Super Geezers”

Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say

Have no Time for Politics, Pick your Noses just for Kicks. Speak your Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere.

Cranky if You want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. […]

2018: Transitions, Cessations, and Resumptions

The big 75th-year signpost is dead ahead in January, and this old frame and motor has really begun to reveal its wear and tear. The latest, following on the heels of a prostate cancer diagnosis (the “watchful waiting” variety), was the sudden appearance of atrial flutter, a rapid and irregular pulse. One can adjust and […]

Defying Death, Hell and High Water—the Wendy’s Bunch Reloads

It’s been a spell since I updated my readers on the Wendy’s breakfast bunch and their goings-on, so I decided to take this occasion to make amends. The Mission “weed patch” to the east of the Wendy’s location still flagrantly displays its green glory, all efforts at revitalizing the construction project having so far slid […]

“Bad Brain Bats!!!!”

Many thoughts Fly through your Head, from Time you’re Born until you’re Dead. Disease’s I would Like to Stall, the Ones when there’s No Thoughts at All.

It’s scary Stuff to Not know You, or Have Control of What you Do. As I’m inching Up in Years, this Is one of My Biggest Fears.

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Why Not?

Went to Sam’s Club yesterday, when Checking out to Our Dismay, no more Helpful/Smiling Faces, Self-Check Kiosks in their Places.

As Sam’s and Others move High Tech, “Why Not” a Dud that Seems a Wreck. My solution – do I Dare – to Fix a System called Healthcare.

Acting as “The Idea Proctor,” eliminate […]

“Burma Shave” Signs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, now they’re Gone and It’s just Sad.

Well before the Internet, was their Talent – Yes you Bet. Rhyming with a Sense of Humor, for Everyone – Not […]

God’s Prostate

Way back When the World Began, God worked Hard to create “Man.” As ideas from Him were Sprung, must Have Been extremely Young.

Spry and Strong – feeling his Oats, sure would Like to see his Notes. Prostate – Smostate, After Thought, Haste makes Waste and now he’s Caught.

Time has Passed – Billions of […]