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Albert Einstein

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Former President Bill Clinton who we refer to affectionately here, as HisBubbaness was asked about his past behavior, in light of the #Metoo Movement and he said.

“I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them […]

Dazed and Confused

Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm of the City of New York has issued a directive to the New York Police Department to stop arresting people for smoking pot. While it has long been rumored that Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm takes a toke now and then, no one has ever proven anything. Still some say that’s why he is […]

Titles

The Mullahs in Iran are upset that President the Donald Himself has squashed the deal they made. They’ve called in John “I was in Viet Nam” Kerry, the guy they made the deal with and are talking his ears off. Our sources tell us that John “I was in Viet Nam Kerry”, has sat and […]

Some People Get It, Some Don’t

As the #metoo movement exploded across America New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman joined in as if he too was part of the movement. But now four of his ex-paramours have come forward to exclaim that he liked to beat and choke them. And, we realize all he was saying was, just like Big […]

Ideas, Great and Good

Pope Francis tweeted.

“Do we really want peace? Then let’s ban all weapons so we don’t have to live in fear of war.” Pope Francis @Pontifex.

Now why didn’t anyone else think of that? We guess that’s why he’s the Pope. Now we think this is a great idea but we also think Pope Francis […]

Nixon’s the One

Not a whole lot of people know that Cynthia Nixon of the TV show ‘Sex in the City’ is running for Governor of New York in the democrat primary. Of course regular readers of this column know as they are up on everything but the rest of the world is sort of in the dark […]

What’s the Matter

People unfamiliar with the Mafia would not understand their use of the term “thing”. Since members of the Mafia are constantly wire tapped and ratted on, they have learned not to be too specific when talking about their everyday activities like loan sharking, extortion, selling drugs and whacking people. Talking, about these things, can be […]

Legends in Our Time

Out of great tragedy step great leaders; think Abraham Lincoln out of the ashes of the American Civil War, Dr. Marin Luther King Jr. against long standing racial injustice, hell think Jesus here too, transforming the massive perfidy of the human race. And, now out of the ashes of the bloody shootings at Stoneman-Douglas High […]

Hits And Misses

They say the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. Now when it comes to bombs, it seems the bad guy with the bombs in Austin was stopped by a bomb. And even though it was his, own bomb, the equation still holds up. It […]

The First Draft of

We were shocked and frightened to learn that HerHillaryness broke her wrist while in India. And let us immediately put to rest the inevitable rumors that she took money from people in India and since she lost the election, she couldn’t pay it back and then well… you know what usually happens. But that’s nonsense, […]