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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain

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Former President Bill Clinton who we refer to affectionately here, as HisBubbaness was asked about his past behavior, in light of the #Metoo Movement and he said.

“I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them […]

Eruptions

The USGS that is the United States Geological Society says do not roast marsh mellows over the molten lava that is flowing out of Hawaii’s very active volcano known as Kilauea. The USGS says the marsh mellows will not taste good when roasted over molten lava. Now the USGS did offer up this bit of […]

Titles

The Mullahs in Iran are upset that President the Donald Himself has squashed the deal they made. They’ve called in John “I was in Viet Nam” Kerry, the guy they made the deal with and are talking his ears off. Our sources tell us that John “I was in Viet Nam Kerry”, has sat and […]

Some People Get It, Some Don’t

As the #metoo movement exploded across America New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman joined in as if he too was part of the movement. But now four of his ex-paramours have come forward to exclaim that he liked to beat and choke them. And, we realize all he was saying was, just like Big […]

Ideas, Great and Good

Pope Francis tweeted.

“Do we really want peace? Then let’s ban all weapons so we don’t have to live in fear of war.” Pope Francis @Pontifex.

Now why didn’t anyone else think of that? We guess that’s why he’s the Pope. Now we think this is a great idea but we also think Pope Francis […]

What’s the Matter

People unfamiliar with the Mafia would not understand their use of the term “thing”. Since members of the Mafia are constantly wire tapped and ratted on, they have learned not to be too specific when talking about their everyday activities like loan sharking, extortion, selling drugs and whacking people. Talking, about these things, can be […]

Legends in Our Time

Out of great tragedy step great leaders; think Abraham Lincoln out of the ashes of the American Civil War, Dr. Marin Luther King Jr. against long standing racial injustice, hell think Jesus here too, transforming the massive perfidy of the human race. And, now out of the ashes of the bloody shootings at Stoneman-Douglas High […]

Hits And Misses

They say the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. Now when it comes to bombs, it seems the bad guy with the bombs in Austin was stopped by a bomb. And even though it was his, own bomb, the equation still holds up. It […]

Shoot ‘Em

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em.

Take Guns All Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em.

Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, Someone You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em.

If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot […]

The First Draft of

We were shocked and frightened to learn that HerHillaryness broke her wrist while in India. And let us immediately put to rest the inevitable rumors that she took money from people in India and since she lost the election, she couldn’t pay it back and then well… you know what usually happens. But that’s nonsense, […]