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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain

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The Mullahs in Iran are upset that President the Donald Himself has squashed the deal they made. They’ve called in John “I was in Viet Nam” Kerry, the guy they made the deal with and are talking his ears off. Our sources tell us that John “I was in Viet Nam Kerry”, has sat and […]

Some People Get It, Some Don’t

As the #metoo movement exploded across America New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman joined in as if he too was part of the movement. But now four of his ex-paramours have come forward to exclaim that he liked to beat and choke them. And, we realize all he was saying was, just like Big […]

Nixon’s the One

Not a whole lot of people know that Cynthia Nixon of the TV show ‘Sex in the City’ is running for Governor of New York in the democrat primary. Of course regular readers of this column know as they are up on everything but the rest of the world is sort of in the dark […]

What’s the Matter

People unfamiliar with the Mafia would not understand their use of the term “thing”. Since members of the Mafia are constantly wire tapped and ratted on, they have learned not to be too specific when talking about their everyday activities like loan sharking, extortion, selling drugs and whacking people. Talking, about these things, can be […]

What the ….?

Did you ever get the feeling that you were missing something? Like everyone is talking about a movie you didn’t see. Or a TV series everyone watches on Netflix and you don’t have Netflix. Everybody is all excited about this thing but you’re sitting there going what the ….?

We’re all having one of those […]

The First Draft of

We were shocked and frightened to learn that HerHillaryness broke her wrist while in India. And let us immediately put to rest the inevitable rumors that she took money from people in India and since she lost the election, she couldn’t pay it back and then well… you know what usually happens. But that’s nonsense, […]

Blossoms on the Vine—Chapter Ten

 

Little Winking Lights

By the time my second summer following enrollment at KU arrived, the seismic shift in the nation’s culture was well underway. Protests against the war in Vietnam had erupted everywhere. The whole character of the music was evolving—Dylan, The Mamas and the Papas, Simon and Garfunkel, Joplin were all bringing […]

The 2018 Olympics, “Winning Isn’t Everything,”*

With the opening ceremonies of the 2018 Olympics only hours away, we thought it best to remember the father of the Modern Olympics Baron de Coubertin who said. “The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the […]

“The Dossier” and “The Memo”

By now no doubt you have heard of the “The Dossier”. “The Dossier” is about President the Donald Himself and anything about President the Donald Himself will get the entire Mass Hysteria’s panties in a bunch. But what is in “The Dossier”? It doesn’t matter anymore. You just say “The Dossier”. You say it to […]

The Last of the Dead Sea Scrolls, Deciphered

It took a year but Dr. Eshbal Ratson and Prof. Jonathan Ben-Dov of the Department of Bible Studies were at last, able to decipher the last 60 pieces of The Dead Sea Scrolls. The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C. and 100 A.D. and they contain ancient wisdom, including the oldest known copy […]