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Social Security

Social Security is a Misnomer, like When a Bunt turns into a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash of Yours in the End, that Goes in a Pool for Others to Spend.

If want Security in Social Places, Must have the Creds to turn People’s Faces.

Become BFF with Handsome George Clooney, Steve Martin, of […]

The Grant Tax Plan

If Pollution makes you Seethe, Tax the Air that we all Breathe, and to Show how Fair I Play, the More you Make the More you Pay.

Before you Start to Scream and Shout, Sleeping would be a Time Out. To better Explain my Perception, Snoring might be the Exception.

How Would I compute a […]

Energy and Endings

When I woke up this morning I wasn’t feeling quite right. I wasn’t sick or anything but I had planned on going to the gym and well I just wasn’t feeling it. I had slept well too. It was just well… I just didn’t have the energy. I was low energy. Then I realized… This […]

What Ever Happened To?

The Russians fixed the election? Yeah you can still read some stories about hacking but the whole story seems to have gotten lost in a golden shower of lurid innuendos and fake news that all seem to be circling the drain. Now the readers of this column, the best informed people in the world, knew […]

“Alea Iacta Est”

Now Jill Stein of the Green Party… Wait, let me introduce her, she ran for President just in case you didn’t know and you might not, as she got so few votes they’re not even listed in Wiki but former Presidential candidate Jill Stein, asked for a recount in the State of Wisconsin. Why you […]

The Main Stream Media, They’ve Missed, a Few Things

The self-congratulatory, forever telling us how important they are and most of all, how they know just about everything about everything, Main Stream Media aka the Mass Hysteria, seem to have a missed a few things. That’s why we’re here. First up President-elect, Donald J. Trump, The Donald Himself after having won the 2016 election […]

The Polls Without, End Forever, Amen

Since the polls in the just completed Presidential election all seem to have been wrong, the Talking Heads of the Mass Hysteria all seem to have adopted the mantra, that there was a hidden vote for The Donald Himself. In other words when people were asked who they were voting for they said HerHillarness, but […]

HerHillaryness at the Bat

“Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;

The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,

And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;

But there is no joy…”*

Down there at the Bill and Hill Gold & Silver Pawn Shop and Loan in Little Rock — Mighty HerHillaryness, […]

Bowing to Wife’s Edict Yields On-the-Spot Reporting

The writer and his wife experience the hoopla of a political convention.

The voice at the other end of the line was Earl Long’s, the local head of the FairTax initiative (the sans IRS, sans income tax, pro national consumption-tax plan). “Mark,” he says, “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.”

“Oh, […]

Watered Down Jesus

When I try to explain that I’m neither a Republican/Conservative nor a Democrat/Liberal, people either don’t believe me or get confused. Surely, people say you, must be one or the other. No, I don’t and you don’t either. It’s not required. I checked the Constitution, the Bible and a few other texts, one of which […]