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Former President Bill Clinton who we refer to affectionately here, as HisBubbaness was asked about his past behavior, in light of the #Metoo Movement and he said.

“I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them […]

Eruptions

The USGS that is the United States Geological Society says do not roast marsh mellows over the molten lava that is flowing out of Hawaii’s very active volcano known as Kilauea. The USGS says the marsh mellows will not taste good when roasted over molten lava. Now the USGS did offer up this bit of […]

Dazed and Confused

Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm of the City of New York has issued a directive to the New York Police Department to stop arresting people for smoking pot. While it has long been rumored that Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm takes a toke now and then, no one has ever proven anything. Still some say that’s why he is […]

Some People Get It, Some Don’t

As the #metoo movement exploded across America New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman joined in as if he too was part of the movement. But now four of his ex-paramours have come forward to exclaim that he liked to beat and choke them. And, we realize all he was saying was, just like Big […]

Ideas, Great and Good

Pope Francis tweeted.

“Do we really want peace? Then let’s ban all weapons so we don’t have to live in fear of war.” Pope Francis @Pontifex.

Now why didn’t anyone else think of that? We guess that’s why he’s the Pope. Now we think this is a great idea but we also think Pope Francis […]

Nixon’s the One

Not a whole lot of people know that Cynthia Nixon of the TV show ‘Sex in the City’ is running for Governor of New York in the democrat primary. Of course regular readers of this column know as they are up on everything but the rest of the world is sort of in the dark […]

What’s the Matter

People unfamiliar with the Mafia would not understand their use of the term “thing”. Since members of the Mafia are constantly wire tapped and ratted on, they have learned not to be too specific when talking about their everyday activities like loan sharking, extortion, selling drugs and whacking people. Talking, about these things, can be […]

What the ….?

Did you ever get the feeling that you were missing something? Like everyone is talking about a movie you didn’t see. Or a TV series everyone watches on Netflix and you don’t have Netflix. Everybody is all excited about this thing but you’re sitting there going what the ….?

We’re all having one of those […]

Legends in Our Time

Out of great tragedy step great leaders; think Abraham Lincoln out of the ashes of the American Civil War, Dr. Marin Luther King Jr. against long standing racial injustice, hell think Jesus here too, transforming the massive perfidy of the human race. And, now out of the ashes of the bloody shootings at Stoneman-Douglas High […]

Problems, Mathematical and Otherwise

Young David Hogg 18 year old student at Stoneman-Douglas High School, Parkland Florida and the current poster boy for Gun Control is upset and not just because of guns or the NRA. No, Young David Hogg has applied to four California Colleges and they all turned him down. Hogg, who says he is going to […]