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We Wish You A Merry Christmas

For Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm aka Bill De Blasio, 12 indictments and a Partridge in a pear tree.  With two grand juries investigating him and his Administration, it’s all over.  He knows it.  You can see it on his face.  He looks like a guy who walked out of the house without his pants on but he’s already walked four or five blocks, so it’s too late to do anything about it.

For Lena Dunham, a sperm donor.  She’s the actress on the HBO show ‘Girls’.  ‘Girls’ is a about a bunch of young twenty something women in New York and their lives.  Recently in her real life, Lena said she wished she had an abortion.  That’s not hard to accomplish.  It’s not like wishing for a lifetime of paid for contraception or even a shiny new bicycle and she doesn’t even need a boyfriend.  Just a contribution.

For Donald J. Trump, nothing.  Hey the guy beat out 16 other republican wannabes and contenders for the nomination.  Wiped the floor with the republican establishment.  Beat HerHillaryness in spite of the fact, that we here endorsed her.  And, beat the crap out of the mainstream media.  What could he possibly need?  Yeah, yeah he gets a lot heat from all corners but if any of that ever bothers him, all he has to do is roll over in bed and look at his wife.

For HisBubbaness aka Bill Clinton, a barely legal, masseuse.

For HerHillaryness, some donations for the Bill & Hill Gold and Silver Pawn Shop and Loan down there in Little Rock.  They seem to have all dried up.

For President Obama, The Smartest Man Who Ever Was or Will Be President of the United States, some time off to get in some great rounds of golf out there in Hawaii.  Oh wait, he’s already doing that.  Oh well golf, golf and more golf.

For Eli Manning and the New York Giants, one more Super Bowl.

For the New York Jets, a great number 1 draft pick.

And a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year to all our outstanding writers here and most of all for our Editor in Chief, but don’t call him Chief, Bob Grant and of course our readers, the most well informed people in the world.

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