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Hits And Misses

They say the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.  Now when it comes to bombs, it seems the bad guy with the bombs in Austin was stopped by a bomb.  And even though it was his, own bomb, the equation still holds up.  It might even be a little better, as it seems not just a good guy with a bomb can stop a bad guy with a bomb but even a bad guy with a bomb, can stop a bad guy with a bomb.  We guess you could say the same thing for a gun but we need to look into this bomb thing a little more.  It would solve one of Hollyweird’s problems too.  And, Hollyweird has a lot of problems, so solving any one of them would be good for society.  But one of them is, Hollyweird hates guns.  But they just don’t know how to make more than a handful of movies, without them.  Then there are other problems in society that bombs could help with, as no one gets mad at Bomb manufacturers or ever calls for Bomb control.  And there’s no equivalent of the NRA with bombs, like a National Bomb Association for politicians to cry and wail about.  Yeah, we’re really liking this Bomb thing.  Of course this needs a lot more study before we as a society just replace guns with bombs.  But it’s worth looking into.

And former Deputy Director of the FBI Andy McCabe now says he was dazed and confused when he gave testimony and that is why he had a “lack of candor” which is what got him fired.  He was having a bad day or a bad week or life, so he didn’t know what was saying but whatever it was, he didn’t mean it.  So now he just wants to know, when he can come back to work.

In anticipation of aging porn star Stormy Daniels interview on 60 minutes, someone on staff had to research her movies.  I am personally proud that all the men on staff here stepped up and volunteered, as there are a lot of those movies.  Each one is about 15 minutes long and she emotes well, as in “Ahhh ahhhh.  Yes, yes”, Ooo  Oohhh” and the ubiquitous, “Harder.. harder.”  And, the lady has skills, lots of skills.  She’s no Monica Lewinsky, who only had one.   And last night on 60 minutes, Stormy broke her silence.  She told how she and President the Donald Himself had an affair, once.  And that’s not once, as in once upon a time.  No it’s once, as in they did it one time, just one time!  Seems like, their “affair” was just like one of her movies.  So anyone looking for romance, love or even just sordid passion like we were, is just bleep out of luck.

And the invitations to Harry, Prince of Wales and Meagan Markle’s wedding are in the mail.  We check the mail everyday and so far… nothing.  If anyone out there got theirs and doesn’t plan on going, just let us know via the comments section here.

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6 comments to Hits And Misses

  • Well, I’m sure Melania appreciates that it was “just once” — even if The Donald longed for more. But Stormy, paragon of virtue that she is, said no, and that was the end of that….not unlike the old Irving Berlin song where the melody lingers on:

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  • markscheel1

    Don,

    A pretty good news round-up. You might even say a “real bomb.” However, you overlooked one important factoid. Kansas made the Final Four yesterday, beating those Blue Devils! Yep, that’s my boys, and I’m damn proud of ’em! 🙂

    Mark

  • Muse, just once is enough sometimes. Think of the love scene in Titanic with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. But most of the time it’s just a passing fancy “like the radio, the telephone and the movies we all know.” And with Ms. Daniels it seems like there is an allotted time frame but then again.

  • Mark,

    Regretfully due to budgetary constraints our sports coverage is limited to Baseball and Football. Also as someone told me once. “What you know about basketball could fit in a thimble”, which is another constraint.

    But go Blue Devils, go!

    Don

  • markscheel1

    Don,

    Well, yes, you just demonstrated that second constraint! Darn! It’s go JAYHAWKS, go! That’s my KU. They beat the Duke Blue Devils. 😉

    Mark

  • Mark,

    Ooops! Oh yeah Kansas and Jayhawks that’s even beyond just basketball. Damn the typos full speed ahead and go Jayhawks!

    Don

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