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When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
William Shakespeare

The First Draft of

We were shocked and frightened to learn that HerHillaryness broke her wrist while in India. And let us immediately put to rest the inevitable rumors that she took money from people in India and since she lost the election, she couldn’t pay it back and then well… you know what usually happens. But that’s nonsense, […]

The White House Tapes Continued

From deep, deep within the confines of the White House we got another tape.

President the Donald Himself “Baron, it’s your friend again and I’m on the other phone listening so don’t worry. He sounds a little worried today.”

Baron “Man this is so cool.” Then Baron can be heard picking up the phone and […]

Guns and Presidential Runs

The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland Florida was a gun free zone. That means no one is supposed to bring a gun or have a gun in there. That is what a gun free zone means, doesn’t it? It does not mean guns are free there. What was anyone doing with a gun […]

The Week That Was, 2/17/18

A few weeks ago we went over the rules pertaining to men and how they need to behave around women. We did this as a public service because of the Big Harvey scandal and the other Hollyweird scandals to numerous to recount here. Also because of the Mass Hysteria scandals also too numerous to mention […]

The 2018 Olympics, “Winning Isn’t Everything,”*

With the opening ceremonies of the 2018 Olympics only hours away, we thought it best to remember the father of the Modern Olympics Baron de Coubertin who said. “The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the […]

“The Dossier” and “The Memo”

By now no doubt you have heard of the “The Dossier”. “The Dossier” is about President the Donald Himself and anything about President the Donald Himself will get the entire Mass Hysteria’s panties in a bunch. But what is in “The Dossier”? It doesn’t matter anymore. You just say “The Dossier”. You say it to […]

It’s Cryin’ Time, Again

Chuck Schumer reeling from the defeat of his government shut down told his constituents that the reason he was going to vote to fund President the Donald Himself’s wall on our Southern border was, it couldn’t be built. Obviously he didn’t see the recent movie ‘The Great Wall’ with Matt Damon because while the movie […]

The Last of the Dead Sea Scrolls, Deciphered

It took a year but Dr. Eshbal Ratson and Prof. Jonathan Ben-Dov of the Department of Bible Studies were at last, able to decipher the last 60 pieces of The Dead Sea Scrolls. The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C. and 100 A.D. and they contain ancient wisdom, including the oldest known copy […]

Real News

One of the biggest if not the biggest story of 2017 was the #metoo story where very famous people like Harvey, Big Harvey Weinstein and who disguised as a mild mannered reporter Matt Lauer, were outed as serial sexual abusers. And as 2018 unfolds the story continues, as just this last Monday Aziz Ansari was […]


In May of 1919 my Grandfather Henrich Frankel sat his family down and told them they were leaving their home, all they had ever known and they were going to America. They weren’t poor and weren’t going in search of a better economic life. But he gave a litany of other reasons. Their country had […]