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The Tombs

Situated in lower Manhattan just alongside all the famous court houses you see in the TV shows and movies is, The Tombs. The Tombs, is the prison that holds all the real criminals before they go to trial in all those various court houses. The Tombs are so named because of the Egyptian style of […]

A Few Words for the Not So Wise

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani is threatening to go to war with America and he says “It will be the mother of all wars.” And, we can’t help but thinking, didn’t we hear that before somewhere? So we went to our files and sure enough, we found it. It was almost word for word too and […]

Headlines

The Summit

Anyone worried about the ramifications of the recently concluded Summit between the United States and Russia, stop. The Summit was not about the war in Syria, the situation in the Ukraine, Crimea or even Nuclear Weapons. President Putin and President the Donald Himself met for one reason, and one reason only, and that […]

The Supreme Court of the United States

With the nomination of Justice Brett Kavanaugh for the next vacancy on the Supreme Court, we guess that J. Edgar Comey is out, as a potential nominee. Not just for this vacancy but possible future ones as well. And we guess so is, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s suggested guy and President Obama’s last nominee for the […]

All The News That’s Fit…

The headlines all across the TV News, the Internet and the Newspapers have screamed.

‘Woman Scales the Statue of Liberty!’

It sounds fantastic, sensational but well and we’re sorry to have to tell you this, she didn’t’ quite make it.

In fact, the woman, Therese Okoumou, didn’t even get to Lady Liberty’s big toe. She […]

The First Thing, the Second Thing and One Other Thing

Many years ago way before I even got married an older guy I knew, explained a few things about cheating on your wife. First, he explained the object was to cheat up. By that he meant someone younger and better looking. Otherwise, as he explained what was the point? Now we don’t endorse cheating but […]

Explanations

Former President Bill Clinton who we refer to affectionately here, as HisBubbaness was asked about his past behavior, in light of the #Metoo Movement and he said.

“I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them […]

Eruptions

The USGS that is the United States Geological Society says do not roast marsh mellows over the molten lava that is flowing out of Hawaii’s very active volcano known as Kilauea. The USGS says the marsh mellows will not taste good when roasted over molten lava. Now the USGS did offer up this bit of […]

Dazed and Confused

Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm of the City of New York has issued a directive to the New York Police Department to stop arresting people for smoking pot. While it has long been rumored that Mayor Wilhelm, Wilhelm takes a toke now and then, no one has ever proven anything. Still some say that’s why he is […]

Titles

The Mullahs in Iran are upset that President the Donald Himself has squashed the deal they made. They’ve called in John “I was in Viet Nam” Kerry, the guy they made the deal with and are talking his ears off. Our sources tell us that John “I was in Viet Nam Kerry”, has sat and […]